As a preface, I am actually doing work in Nashville…but here’s what happens when I’m not working:

Wednesday night

* 9:00 pm - Bomb-ass stuffed portabello mushrooms prepared by a coworker at another coworkers apartment, 2 rum and gingers. (have I mentioned I don’t eat mushrooms? THAT GOOD)

* 9:35 pm - Walk alone through downtown Nashville to meet up with fellow non-working coworkers.

* 10:05 pm - Arrive at Coyote Ugly in time to see coworker doing body shot while the team security guy takes iPhone video.

* 10:25 pm - Chug beers at Buffalo Billiards because we forgot we called a cab.

* 11:00 pm - Arrive at overcrowded hipster bar in East Nashville, proceed to wait in 20 minute line to drink Magic Hat out of a Solo cup.

* 11:30 pm - Am given many more drinks, begin to be more drunk and less pissed off at ironic haircuts.

* 12:10 am - Head to Red Door Saloon, argue at Louisiana-born coworker that South Carolina does not have an incest problem. Bouncer who is from Charleston tells them he doesn’t have to let them in if he doesn’t want to.

* 12:15 am - Shots

* 12:20 am - Beer

* 12:45-3:20 am - Shots, beer, jukebox, dancing, strangers, ill-advised photos that will never be tagged on the interwebs, beer and shots.

* 3:25 am - Stumble out, realize we forgot to call a cab

* 3:27 am - Get distracted by amazing bluegrass band at bar next door, dance outside with coworkers. Tell banjo player he is awesome.

* 3:50 am - Take cab to Paradise Park for food

* 4:10 am - Eat chicken tenders on top of chili-cheese fries with ranch dressing. Fail at new-found vegetarianism.

* 4:30 am - Stagger to hotel, chain-smoke outside for half an hour with other FA’s

* 5:00 am - Pass the fuck out.

Just letting y’all know that nothing has changed but the location!