Bobby: Show that shit to Rob. Batmane hoe!
Me: Hahaha awesome. I had a dream last night that you and Sayruh had a child and had been keeping it secret. The kid was like four or five and it was a little blond girl. When I finally met her she made me try on a pair of her pajamas and they magically fit. And you guys lived in an apartment in Disney world.
Bobby: I send you some gangsta shit and you scare me with some disneyland baby nitemare. I’m glad I took david lee roths advice and got rocknroll paternity insurance.
This is the best thing I have read all day
